My First List

I'm a big fan of lists. They're concise, condensed, and to the point. They give just enough information without overloading you on the details. Here's one of mine:

People Who Need To Go:

1. People who stand and talk in front escalators, elevator doors, stairwells, doorways, and any other entry/exit way.
2. Not skinny people who feel possessed to wear skinny jeans.
3. People who risk their lives to squeeze into the elevator just as the doors are nearly closed.
4. Psuedointellectuals. You know who you are.
5. People who stand RIGHT in front of the subway doors as they're about to open. Because I can walk through you.
6. People who refuse to move with the pace of traffic. Especially in Midtown.
7. Heidi & Spencer.
8. Kim Kardashian.
9. Paris Hilton.
10. Lindsay Lohan.
11. Anyone who wears gladiator sandals. And even worse, gladiator birkenstocks. I'd like to put you in the Colosseum and hope a lion rips you apart.
12. People who use poor grammar.
13. People who refuse to use their turn signal.
14. People who take 3432479384793 quizzes on Facebook. No, I don't care what kind of shoe you are. You're a moron. Is there a quiz for that?
15. Neighbors who wake up at the crack of dawn on a Saturday or Sunday to start doing home improvements. Just wait until I get my hands on an electronic hammer and go at you at 7 am.
16. People who love to talk and give their two cents on topics they know absolutely nothing about.

Who's in your category of people who need to go? I'd love to add more to my list.